Into the Wayback Machine! Here’s another wonderful Earl Christy portrait on the cover.
Holy Christmas! Does this psychologist understand the Entertainment Business at all?!? The reason that “every conceivable obstacle is portrayed and solved, simply and successfully”is because a writer concocted that obstacle and that solution. It’s not how real life works!
This month’s lovely photo – Lillian Gish.
Lessons in writing (specifically, songwriting)!
Another painful lesson in writing:
Bad Ad Dept.
Canoe-bial?! Oh no you dint!
“Odorono”?! Someone stayed up all night thinkin’ up THAT name.
Rusty spots?! What is she – the Tin Man’s wife? Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that someone dotted the “before” picture with a pencil. What say you?
Is it just my filthy mind, or is this toothpaste ad advocating masturbation?
And this is my favorite. “Getting fat will make you unattractive. Get lung cancer instead!”
New Hollywood Faces! (It’s elementary – he’ll never last.)
Check it out. See the resemblance?!
To close, here’s an insider joke. Seems they’ve been making fun of studio execs for 86 years!